Burglary at New Hampshire Dem headquarters
Hum ... I thought it was beginning to feel a little bit like 1972 in here.
Not Watergate ... Water-shire, maybe? New-Gate? Gate-Hamp? No, that one's just silly.
Ah, I know. We'll call this one Watergate '07.
But only if some intrepid reporter unveils that a shadowy Republican group was behind it. I mean, who knows? Maybe some crack-fiend felt like he should break into New Hampshire Democratic headquarters to steal, um, files and, er, phone lists ...
No, this one sounds a little too much like political espionage.
Not Watergate ... Water-shire, maybe? New-Gate? Gate-Hamp? No, that one's just silly.
Ah, I know. We'll call this one Watergate '07.
But only if some intrepid reporter unveils that a shadowy Republican group was behind it. I mean, who knows? Maybe some crack-fiend felt like he should break into New Hampshire Democratic headquarters to steal, um, files and, er, phone lists ...
No, this one sounds a little too much like political espionage.
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