Tyler Durden strikes again?
This, I am sorry to say, made me choke on my coffee.
Tyler Durden, infamous creator of "Project Mayhem" and central character in vaunted fiction author Chuck Palahniuk's breakout novel "Fight Club", is alive and well in Hollywood.
According to Reuters news service, a group of super models and celebrities were "exposed" to Hepatitis A by an unnamed caterer at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit party on Valentine's Day.
The article claims "singer Beyonce Knowles, former Guns N'Roses bassist Duff McKagan, portly "Borat" co-star Ken Davitian, and a slew of models" were guests at the party. Celeb chef Wolfgang Puck's catering service was infiltrated by a Tyler Durden wannabe who exposed the group to the Hep bug.
Now, the funniest part of it all is how Reuters phrased how the "exposure" happened. Dig this ...
Don't ask what he put in the fettuccine alfredo.
Tyler Durden, infamous creator of "Project Mayhem" and central character in vaunted fiction author Chuck Palahniuk's breakout novel "Fight Club", is alive and well in Hollywood.
According to Reuters news service, a group of super models and celebrities were "exposed" to Hepatitis A by an unnamed caterer at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit party on Valentine's Day.
The article claims "singer Beyonce Knowles, former Guns N'Roses bassist Duff McKagan, portly "Borat" co-star Ken Davitian, and a slew of models" were guests at the party. Celeb chef Wolfgang Puck's catering service was infiltrated by a Tyler Durden wannabe who exposed the group to the Hep bug.
Now, the funniest part of it all is how Reuters phrased how the "exposure" happened. Dig this ...
It appears he's up to his old tricks again. Hilarious.Health officials said the risk was "quite low" and that no Wolfgang Puck pre-packaged foods or restaurants were affected.
Hepatitis A is caused by a virus spread by ingesting something contaminated with the feces of an infected person. Symptoms can include fever, fatigue, loss of appetite, nausea, abdominal pain and jaundice.
Don't ask what he put in the fettuccine alfredo.
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