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Burgess (hearts) the Wonderful, Wonderful Surge (WWS)

My Congressman, Michael Burgess (R-TX), just sent me a very strange e-mail.

I am genuinely concerned for the Congressman. It seems as though he is delirious. Or, maybe he's just been putting back
some cold ones back with Congressman Tim Walberg (R-Michigan), who recently claimed ...
"80 to 85 percent, in a conservative fashion, of Iraq is reasonably under control, at least as well as Detroit or Chicago or any of our other big cities. That's an encouraging sign.''
So, if these people are authorities on the war, we have nothing to fear, right? Yay Surge! Bush is a hero.

That's basically what my Congressman just sent out. Get this: Burgess said ...
"[T]he facts speak for themselves. The two month surge in Iraq is making a difference, and I am appalled that votes this monumental in importance are being made based off of television reports. General Petraeus gave an honest assessment of the situation on the ground in Iraq. He admitted there have been significant challenges, especially with sectarian violence, but he nonetheless accounted for remarkable strides of progress. But, the vote on the floor to withdraw troops simply sweeps the truth under the carpet."

Yes, those Damnocrats are sure hating on the troops. Damn those Democrats, trying to follow the will of the people. Americans need to be told to sit down, shut up, and stay in line. The teevee is lying, and every reporter is just a Librul Liar. They hate Bush for no reason other than the fact that he's Republican!

After all, Bush trusts his commanders on the ground. As Mikie said, "General Petraeus gave an honest assessment of the situation." Damn skippy. So just sit down and shut up, Amerika.

Hmm. Now wait a second. Just what was it that General Petraeus said? Oh, that's right. He said ...
"There is no military solution to a problem like Iraq."
As for the Wonderful, Wonderful Surge (WWS?), I am SO relieved that Baghdad is now sec ... Oh, wait. Nevermind ...
USA Today: U.S. April death toll in Iraq passes 100
In fact, it was the worst month so far this year. Yay Surge?

Fact: there are fewer U.S. troops in Iraq today than there were when we first invaded. So, its more like, "What surge?"

Yes Congressman, we're all about sweeping the truth "under the rug" 'round the Librul Media. We just hate Bush. You caught us. Oop! Naughty, naughty JewRun Librul media.

Oh, by the way, next time you visit the Green Zone, the "safest" part of Iraq, don't forget to make like the U.N. secretary general and ... DUCK!



As for Bush and the veto, yeah, we get the message, loud and clear. America and her House of Representatives, along with her Senate, demand the executive branch bend to the people's will. Bush (and Burgess) responded yesterday, in an act that can only be described through artistry ...


Yeah. 'Eff you too. How's that for "sweeping the truth under the table"?

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