Monkey-wrench the system
But honestly, its about the funniest thing to ever happen in the history of America.
I damn near fell out of my chair laughing, right in the middle of my newsroom.
Today, the city of Boston was terrorized by the Mooninites: the sarcastic, vulgar little buggers from Cartoon Network's most excellent show Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Ever seen it? I suppose if you're a member of Boston's law enforcement establishment, the answer would be no. So to all you Boston cops and Fatherland (oops!), I mean, Homeland Security agents, check out this little video clip. I'll let the moon people do the introductions for me ...
So, that's pretty dope, right? You may or may not have found that funny.
This, however, is indisputably HILARIOUS ...
Because of these little Mooninite droppings discovered around the city, Father ... Er ... Homeland Security closed down Interstate 93 - a major thoroughfare in and out of the city - a bridge between Boston and Cambridge, as well as a portion of the Charles River.
You can read all about it right here.
That is, if you're not too busy laughing your moon rocks off.