Friday, February 02, 2007

New Pentagon math cuts casualties number

Are they serious?

The Pentagon just found a way to reduce the number of casualties in Iraq. In their brilliant scheming, they figured out that by changing their terminology from "casualties" to "nonmortal casualties", the Iraq civil war won't seem so bad to Americans.

The process works a little like this ...

So with this handy-dandy "Pentagon Math", we can see that Iraq's toll on America, by number of casualties, isn't really 47,657 people.

It is 31,493, silly!

Nevermind those "other" 16,164 troops that were listed as "casualties" ...

Now that we've reclassified and excluded them from our casualties count, maybe it is time to review the medical benefits they're getting. That way we can completely forget they exist, which most certainly works politically for the Warparty.

Yes, we can forget they exist ... Unless, of course, one of your friends was Jonathan Schulze. Or you know another person like him.

In which case, excluding casualties might not be such a good thing.

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Hearsay Evidence

OH! MY! GOD!!!


The Pentagon has set new rules for "terrorism detainees" that - and I quote - "allow terrorism suspects to be convicted and perhaps executed using hearsay evidence and some coerced testimony."

Jose Padilla was an American citizen, and he was innocent. But for three years they tortured him, though were forced to eventually set him free.

Imagine how happy they must be, that now, with our wonderful new, completely "legal" rules, we won't be hearing any more stories about people like Jose Padilla.

Why?

Because someone told someone about someone else doing something that their cousin saw a few months ago.

Hearsay evidence. Its a bitch.

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Pentagon sold contraband military hardware to Iran

Why am I not surprised? From the Associated Press ...
WASHINGTON - Fighter jet parts and other sensitive U.S. military gear seized from front companies for Iran and brokers for China have been traced in criminal cases to a surprising source: the Pentagon.

In one case, federal investigators said, contraband purchased in Defense Department surplus auctions was delivered to Iran, a country President Bush has branded part of an "axis of evil."

In that instance, a Pakistani arms broker convicted of exporting U.S. missile parts to Iran resumed business after his release from prison. He purchased Chinook helicopter engine parts for Iran from a U.S. company that had bought them in a Pentagon surplus sale. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents say those parts did make it to Iran.

Sensitive military surplus items are supposed to be demilitarized or "de-milled" — rendered useless for military purposes — or, if auctioned, sold only to buyers who promise to obey U.S. arms embargoes, export controls and other laws.

Yet the surplus sales can operate like a supermarket for arms dealers.

"Right Item, Right Time, Right Place, Right Price, Every Time. Best Value Solutions for America's Warfighters," the Defense Reutilization and Marketing Service says on its Web site, calling itself "the place to obtain original U.S. Government surplus property."

Federal investigators are increasingly anxious that Iran is within easy reach of a top priority on its shopping list: parts for the precious fleet of F-14 "Tomcat" fighter jets the United States let Iran buy in the 1970s when it was an ally.

In one case, convicted middlemen for Iran bought Tomcat parts from the Defense Department's surplus division. Customs agents confiscated them and returned them to the Pentagon, which sold them again — customs evidence tags still attached — to another buyer, a suspected broker for Iran.
Remember, that one time, when we sold all those Weapons of Mass Destruction to Iraq? And then we told their dictator to 'Go Ahead' and gas the Kurds?

If Ronald Reagen were alive, I'd ask him why we did that. Correct me if I'm mistaken, but didn't we end up going to war or something over there like, a couple times?

Oh yeah. Right.

Oh. Wait.

*GULP*

I suppose this means we're going to war with Iran now ...


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